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Allgemeine Informationen[]
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Name:
- Stolt Jensenberg
- Atrox Trader
Fraktion:
- Neutral
- Unbekannte Organisation
Standort:
- Neben dem Whompah in Newland Desert
- Koordinaten: 2172 x 1544
- Gebiet: Stolt's Trading Outpost
Was verkauft er ?
- Bücher die einige Tradeskillvorgänge beschreiben und anderer Kleinkram.
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Angebot von Stolt Jensenberg[]
Sowie andere Kleinigkeiten.
Gespräch mit Stolt Jensenberg[]
| Cirte:
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Hi.
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Yeah, yeah! Are you here to trade or talk?
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| Cirte:
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Who are you?
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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My name is Stolt Jensenberg, and I'm a great trader!
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| Cirte:
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What do you do?
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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What a silly question. I sell stuff, and I buy stuff!
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| Cirte:
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Tell me about Rhinoman Valley.
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Rhinoman Valley is northeast of here. Well... a bit more east than north, really.
Anyway... It's a great place to hunt.
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| Cirte:
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Do you have a mission for me?
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Yeah! I have a mission for you! Find a way for me to get a wiener, so I can get Heidi Grump back!
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| Cirte:
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But don't you already have... I mean...
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Yeah, yeah! I know that I have a very large lump between my legs!
And I know what it looks like!
To tell you the truth, all Atroxes put cabbage and leaves in their pants, so it looks like they're well equipped!
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| Cirte:
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Can I ask you about something else.
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Sure. Fire away.
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| Cirte:
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Heidi Grump? Who's that?
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Heidi Grump used to be my girlfriend, but in the end she left me!
I'm sure it's because I don't have a wiener!
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| Cirte:
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Goodbye
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| Stolt Jensenberg:
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Bye.
Come back next time you feel like trading.
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--Cirte 23:17, 3. Aug 2005 (CEST)
